Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Monday, June 10, 2013

Unfinished Business - part 1

I guess that every craftster has some box or drawer where they keep all the unfinished projects. Stuff that you've started but, for one reason or another, were unable to finish.

My drawer of unfinished projects is called Crochet Mortuary and there's a lot of stuff there... Here's my favourite unfinished work:
At some point I decided to make a basic human pattern to use in further projects. After a few truly awful attempts, I made this guy. Well, I almost made it;) As I was starting to work on the other leg, I realised that I don't really feel like making any humanoid projects in the future and the missing limb never got to exist.
As usual, no sewing, just crocheting. It was a lot of fun to make, but it wasn't fun enough to actually finish it:) The pattern is still somewhere in my notebook...

Not much of a story here, but some of the other projects are more interesting, e.g. the Chtulhu Bunny.


Cheers,
Luke Crochet

Friday, May 10, 2013

Colour-blind mobile phone case

Yesterday I was doing some crochet experiments and it ended up really nasty... See for yourselves and give a warm welcome to yet another member of my "colour-blind" collection of crochet accessories:
I don't know why, but there is something really enticing in choosing the worst possible colour combinations... Luckily, this little project is only a by-product and I'll soon post more interesting results of my experiments.


Read, enjoy, obey,
Luke Crochet

Monday, April 22, 2013

Oh. My. God... Becky! Look at that yarn!


It is so stilon. It looks like one of those 80s yarns. Yeah... you get the joke:P

Anyways, I got this wonderful stash of yarn as a gift a few days ago. It's in those amazing 70s/80s colours that try really hard to look like natural pastel colours, but just end up looking like an LSD rainbow that's been vomited by a demented zombie unicorn. Unfortunatelly, my camera is not good at showing real colours, so you'll have to combine this photo, my description and your imagination to get the general idea how awfully wonderful those colours are.

Also, I had to do some research on this yarn. It's stilon yarn, 100% polyamide. And that means it's almost indestructible! It was produced in People's Republic of Poland in the 80s, so there's a chance that it's actually older than I am. Fun fact - on the label, in the "colour" box, it just says "unique".

Now, I just need to think what to do with this retro treasure...


Cheers,
Luke Crochet

Friday, April 19, 2013

A quick update

Okay, it's been a while since my last post. My only excuse is that Tripod is really lazy... but you can't blame the cat, so I'll just own up and openly admit that I've been working on too many things at the same time. There are at least four unfinished projects sitting and waiting...

Anyways, here's a quick teaser of what's almost finished:
A fish skeleton bookmark, Fishmark, is 90% done. It's going to be one-piece project, so no sewing, just 100% crochety goodness.

I'll publish a proper post tomorrow.


Cheers,
Luke Crochet




Monday, April 1, 2013

Say hello to the new blog editor

As you probably know, crocheting is not my full-time job. I'd love it to be, but for now I still have to keep to more standard ways of making a living. This blog is also not my only form of Internet activity and I've decided that in April I'll devote more of my time to my secondary project. This means that for one month this blog will be run by a new editor – my little helper, Tripod.



So, enjoy and see you in a month!

Cheers,
Luke Crochet

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Happy Easter!

Okay, I know that some of you might have been expecting my Easter project #2, but for a number of reasons I couldn't finish it... sorry. Instead, I've got something very special for you! By saying "special" I mean "Santa-Claus-Conquers-the-Martians special"... So, here comes! A really badly photoshopped, unfinished project from the distant past!!!
So, happy Easter everyone! There are some changes coming to this blog - more news on that on Monday. Also, I got some felting needles, so you can expect some felting weirdness soon.

Cheers,
Luke Crochet

Friday, March 29, 2013

I'm dreaming of a white Easter

Yesterday was such a nice day - lots of sun and it was almost warm. It seemed so obvious that the spring was coming. So, today I got up, opened the curtains and... WHAT THE HELL? SNOW?! Yup, it's snowing, a lot.

So, I've decided share a short list of things that might just help you survive this snow apocalypse:
  1. Drink a lot of cinnamon coffee with as much sugar as possible – 1:1 ratio seems about right.
  2. Chocolate makes everything better – sprinkle some chocolate shavings on your coffee, drink some chocolate beer in the evening, nomnom on a bar of chocolate or two.
  3. Listen to some joyful music that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, e.g. Mrs Miller, Tiny Tim or Tom Waits.
  4. Hibernate and wake up once spring really is here.

Being high on caffeine, boozed up with chocolate beer, suffering from sugar rush... that sounds like a nice way to spend you day:)

Enjoy,
Luke Crochet

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Oh you silly moose...


As you might remember, I wanted to crochet something special for Easter this year. I also thought it would be great to cooperate with Mr Moose. Well, I made a new Mr Moose and left him alone for a few minutes so that I could get him some bunny ears and Easter eggs... I got back and found this:


I left him alone for a few minutes and this little guy confused Easter with Halloween and got himself ZOMBIFIED... Great job, Mr Moose! You've ruined Easter!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Crocheting and Creativity

Explaining why I began crocheting would be a good beginning, as that will probably explain my stance on creativity and, possibly, shortage of it. I'm not going to pretend that there was some artistic force within me that needed to be set free and that the crochet hook was the key to my imagination. No. It was something way less poetic - a bet. A simple bet that required me to learn how to crochet in order to win it. Not a very ambitious beginning.

However, I was hooked (no pun intended) really quickly. There is something amazing about the fact that you start off with a single knot and you can end up with just about anything between your hands. A slip-knot, a chain, a row - it seems almost natural and organic. After the insufferably irritating process of mastering the basics, you become a crochet-counting obsessed crocheteer with a slight yarn fetish. At first you work following other people's patterns, then you begin to understand how to create specific shapes and sizes and then...

And then the yarn-ball hits the fan. Despite the fact that with enough time, patience and skill you can crochet every object or creature imaginable, there seems to be some strange tendency to constantly produce (or manufacture, if you prefer) the same things. Over and over and over again. I'm not talking about using some very popular and easy to make patterns, like the famous Amineko pattern, as they are simply fun to try out and it's  a natural way of improving our crocheting skills. I'm talking about the endless wave of Pokemon, My Little Pony, (insert your favourite here) crochet fan-art.

At this point I have to explain that it is not my intention to alienate, offend, ridicule or criticise anybody. I do understand the joy of fan-art crocheting. I myself loved every single second of making Prinny or Babeling. Also, the aim of this article is not to criticise the makers of Pokemon amigurumi. Actually, I feel that it is us, the audience, that I'd like to give something to think about.

We choose to like, fave, share, etc., patterns and amigurumis of things that we have already seen countless times. It seems that we neither emphasize nor promote the importance of original patterns and ideas or more obscure fan-art tributes. Despite all the possibilities that crocheting offers, we are stuck in this circle of making and re-making the same objects.

Though I have seen some amazingly fantastic Pikachus and absolutely charming Totoros, I would so much more appreciate a far less than perfect but original monstrosity. There are so many people who create their very own patterns, including Samuel Williamson, whose creatures are mind-blowingly and ridiculously creative; Natalia Ninomiya, who makes both original characters and really awesome fan-art. Also, there are people like June Gilbank, who not only constantly attempts to crochet something new, but also motivates others to explore their imagination and environment to find new crochet inspiration.

So, please, do not feel offended by this article. Instead, next time you browse through the yarny-crochety horde on the Internet, try not to focus only on the stuff you already recognise from other media, like TV or film characters, but give extra credit to the original ideas. Encourage the creativity behind all those wicked spawns of twisted imagination, those disgustingly sweet and cuddly monstrosities dwelling in our brains.

I think that it all comes down to one thing - we really should shift the focus a bit, because coming up with your own design is at least as difficult as a skillful reproduction of an already well-know character or image. And one piece of advice to all fellow crocheteers – be brave, be experimental and don't be afraid to crochet your own original ideas.

So, if you want to express your opinion on the subject (or just let me know that I'm a prick), leave a comment and let the world know.

Cheers,
Luke Crochet

Friday, March 15, 2013

All work and no sun makes Jack a dull tentacle

This endless winter and lack of sunlight has somehow transformed me into sugar zombie. Since I get absolutely zero energy from the sun, I'm using sugar-powered batteries.  Domestic sugar, sweets and fruit consumption has skyrocketed! Coffee with 5 teaspoonfuls of sugar is a regular part of my breakfast now. And I have those strange cravings for dried fish.... must... eat... fish...

BTW my Prinny is finished and the pattern is almost done. I'll publish both over the weekend Hope you'll like it as much as I do.

Cheers,
Lukash

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Skull Bracelet

Remember the tiny skull pattern? I got an idea to use it in a rather unusual project. Unusual for me, as normally I only work with yarn. Here it is:
A leather strap bracelet with crochet skulls. To make things even weirder, every skull has a tiny metal bell inside it. However, because of polifill, they make a clickety-clack sound instead of ringing. Each skull is about 3x2cm.

So, what do you think? Would a necklace be better? Or would it be better for me to stick to yarn and yarn only? ;) It is worth listing on Etsy?

Feel free to comment and let me know what you think:)

Cheers,
Lukash

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Crocheting in rounds

I have a confession to make... It might be quite shocking, so you'd better sit down and take a deep breath... So, here it comes - I've just learned how to crochet in the round!

Seriously, all this time I've been crocheting in a spiral and, despite many attempts, I just couldn't figure out the trick to work in rounds. And today, suddelny BOOM I know how to do it! And the worst part of it all - I still think spirals are way more fun:P

To celebrate this "amazing" discovery, I've decided to prepare a tutorial on stich counting when crocheting in a spiral. Coming soon!

Cheers,
Lukash